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Feckless Butterfly
feckless butterfly flight that stuttered orange is the new black a dead monarch on the sand its wings pressed flat by the unabridged tide the dictionary of water from anemone to zebra fish I said to you pointing that's him that's the bastard the one who's tiny hands fluttered and the flutter became the headwinds the tornados au poivre the chaos the hurricanes that tore apart our shore and I have butterflies in my stomach in the twitch of my eyes, the itch in my arms to fly the downlegs the doglegs to visit the…
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Stingray
bleach baby beach bones walking down the boygirl burial sand I step on a fury of roses thorns from the vine of casket-strength sea spines tail of tales of sting-ray die-off sun's rays sea's rays sting rays risibly risking sun and waves of denial anger grief the long spike spiked with shark tooth hunger red sun rising in a weather bloom off my foot rose madder and madder and madder still life blood nor pain are lightfast offshore seals moan what's my tune sharp scaled staccato of bones
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Anti-Gadget
OK, never do this. Preparation: Your Stubbs BBQ Sauce is running low, and it’s all at the bottom of the plastic bottle. It’s also cold from the fridge, so even though you could turn it over and leave it for a bit, the sauce is not going to make it to the top and come out anytime soon. Then: Put the tightly capped bottle into your over-powered microwave and zap it on high for 30 seconds. The idea being of course to heat the sauce up and make it runny so it will come out. Watch the bottle balloon to the size of a grapefruit, and thank god the timer…
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Radiohead
waking again with hair sticking up like antlers, my COVID doo and don't, pillow wet where dreamwater leaked from the corner of my mouth now the grass-fed belly of clouds and thinking to gut them – slice them open with the knife edge of my palm, hang them to bleed out then salt and dry or better my hair is a field of antennae scanning for life, where Heaven plays its Top 10 hits on the radio telescope in my skull
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Ode til Torsk
3AM lying in the bottom of our boat drunk as fishwives strung on hooks of Everclear we'd brewed with midnight sun brighter in our eyes than any moonshine, singing hymns to the cod in Norwegian Gunstig fisk! Utgaven av havet Eldste sønn av havet Flott fisk av havet! (Beneficent Fish! Issue of the Ocean Eldest son of the Ocean Great fish of the Ocean!) and the fish would rise to our voices, to our lures on ropes barely tied to the oarlocks Dde rolige og rene herlighetene Av havets dusør gitt Omrøring gjennom vår dødelige ramme Vend jorden selv til himmelen! (The calm and pure delights By ocean's bounty given…
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Bridge From Hell
A narrow bridge crosses over the sulfurous pit. Screams of the damned rise up from below. Roiling flames, lava, billowing pit smoke both left and right. Keep shuffling forward. Whatever you do, don’t look down.
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Germ Fountain
Like the Trevi Fountain in Rome, but a stew of pathogens. Children splashing in pools of germs by day, drunken adults swimming naked at 3AM. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rear back on their steeds, their faces turned away, appalled. Throw pennies for good luck, you are Fortune’s plaything.
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Ocean Anger Management
To appease the violent, raging seas, thousands of therapists are boarded on luxury ocean liners. The ships head out to sea where they are sunk, with the therapists as sacrificial offerings. This has no effect.
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Orthogonal Pencils
Pencils with the writing nib at a 90 degree angle to the stem where you hold the pencil. Utterly useless. An essential reminder re the futility of the written word.
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Doomsday Can Opener
Looks like a regular can opener, but opens portals that let in howling demons. Watch those sharp edges!