• Burning Cockroaches,  Oothecea

    Feckless Butterfly

    feckless butterfly   flight that stuttered orange   is the new black   a dead monarch on the sand its   wings pressed flat by the unabridged tide   the dictionary of water from anemone   to zebra fish I said to you pointing   that's him that's the bastard   the one who's tiny hands fluttered   and the flutter became the headwinds   the tornados au poivre the chaos   the hurricanes that tore apart our shore   and I have butterflies in my   stomach in the twitch of my eyes, the itch   in my arms to fly the downlegs   the doglegs to visit the…

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  • Oothecea

    Stingray

    bleach baby beach bones walking down the boygirl burial sand I step on a fury of roses   thorns from the vine of casket-strength sea spines tail of tales of sting-ray die-off   sun's rays sea's rays sting rays risibly risking sun and waves of denial anger grief   the long spike spiked with shark tooth hunger red sun rising in a weather bloom   off my foot rose madder and madder and madder still life blood nor pain are lightfast   offshore seals moan what's my tune sharp scaled staccato of bones

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  • Automatic Art,  Gadgets,  Recipes

    Anti-Gadget

    OK, never do this. Preparation: Your Stubbs BBQ Sauce is running low, and it’s all at the bottom of the plastic bottle. It’s also cold from the fridge, so even though you could turn it over and leave it for a bit, the sauce is not going to make it to the top and come out anytime soon. Then: Put the tightly capped bottle into your over-powered microwave and zap it on high for 30 seconds. The idea being of course to heat the sauce up and make it runny so it will come out. Watch the bottle balloon to the size of a grapefruit, and thank god the timer…

  • Oothecea

    Radiohead

    waking again with hair sticking up like antlers, my COVID doo and don't, pillow wet where dreamwater leaked from the corner of my mouth   now the grass-fed belly of clouds and thinking to gut them – slice them open with the knife edge of my palm, hang them to bleed out then salt and dry   or better my hair is a field of antennae scanning for life, where Heaven plays its Top 10 hits on the radio telescope  in my skull

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  • Oothecea,  Recipes

    Ode til Torsk

    3AM lying in the bottom of our boat drunk as fishwives strung on hooks of Everclear we'd brewed with midnight sun brighter in our eyes than any moonshine, singing hymns to the cod in Norwegian Gunstig fisk! Utgaven av havet Eldste sønn av havet Flott fisk av havet! (Beneficent Fish! Issue of the Ocean Eldest son of the Ocean Great fish of the Ocean!) and the fish would rise to our voices, to our lures on ropes barely tied to the oarlocks Dde rolige og rene herlighetene Av havets dusør gitt Omrøring gjennom vår dødelige ramme Vend jorden selv til himmelen! (The calm and pure delights By ocean's bounty given…

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  • Oothecea

    Bridge From Hell

    A narrow bridge crosses over the sulfurous pit. Screams of the damned rise up from below. Roiling flames, lava, billowing pit smoke both left and right. Keep shuffling forward. Whatever you do, don’t look down.

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  • Gadgets

    Germ Fountain

    Like the Trevi Fountain in Rome, but a stew of pathogens.  Children splashing in pools of germs by day, drunken adults swimming naked at 3AM.  The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rear back on their steeds, their faces turned away, appalled. Throw pennies for good luck, you are Fortune’s plaything.

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  • Oothecea

    Ocean Anger Management

    To appease the violent, raging seas, thousands of therapists are boarded on luxury ocean liners. The ships head out to sea where they are sunk, with the therapists as sacrificial offerings. This has no effect.

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