Rise of the Burning Cockroach

Hawley and Shaun were cooking on their kitchen range, and a cockroach climbed out of the grease pan on fire. It ran around burning and they basically freaked out and couldn’t deal with it. It burned a long time, as apparently cockroach carapaces are made of tallow-like material. Think small, vermin spermaceti. Good news for the Apocalypse though — we can use cockroaches for candle wicks.